- Practice pirouettes in the living room in my socks, especially on the left, because my left pirouettes are atrocious.
- Pour myself a glass of wine, which I drink in between pirouettes.
- Take a shower, frantically sticking my head out from behind the curtain every two minutes to listen for the buzzer.
- Eat a handful of Reese’s Pieces.
- Become wayyyyyy too involved in 5-10 minutes of a Say Yes to the Dress marathon.
- Immediately pin 5 different wedding dresses to my secret wedding board on Pinterest (which I will forever deny having if you ever ask me because how dare you suggest I am THAT Girl™).
- Obsessively look out the window for the delivery man during a commercial break.
- Swiffer living room and kitchen floors.
- Track my order on Seamless. – “Still cooking.” Damn.
- Pour another glass of wine.
- Eat a handful of kettle cooked potato chips.
- Flip to one of the fifty bajillion showings of Shawshank Redemption and ask why Morgan Freeman doesn’t also have fifty bajillion Oscars instead of just one.
- Obsessively look out the window again like a nervous heroine in a late 70s/early 80s horror movie.
- Attempt another left en dehor pirouette. Not on fleek.
- Hate myself for five seconds for using the term “on fleek.”
- Eat a spoonful of 1% cottage cheese.
- Switch over to Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire just as Movie Dumbledore slams Harry against a wall like a WWE wrestler and yells in his face, “HARRYDIDYAPUTYOURNAMEINTOTHEGOBLETOFFIRRRRE?!?!?!”
- “He asked CALMLY,” I say pointedly to the TV, rolling my eyes.
- Track my order on Seamless. – “Out for delivery.” YAAAAS QUEEN!
- Favorite and retweet @lin_manuel about 6 times
- Donate $16 to Hillary’s campaign
- Obsessively look out the window again. Is that a clown?
- Do a Duolingo French lesson on food. J’ai faim. Je voudrais un sandwich.
- “Like” two different girlfriends’ engagement announcements on Facebook. Ugh. Je voudrais un boyfriend.
- Laugh at Snapchat video sent by my friend Kevin
- Attempt a Snapchat recorded pirouette video to send back to Kevin. #fail
- Eat another handful of Reese’s Pieces.
- Make mental note to rewatch E.T. the Extraterrestrial soon.
- Make another mental note to phone home.
- Instagram my third glass of wine with the Valencia filter and a caption pretentiously quoting a Transcendentalist author. #basic
- Get nervous/excited when the buzzer rings like I’m going on a first date…except if I were, I wouldn’t have ordered Seamless
- Mentally play the Super Mario End of Level Theme Music in my head as I receive my bag of food from the delivery guy.
Happy Oscar Nominations Day!
Lots and lots of surprises today from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (that Chris Pine can still look so sexy and beautiful reading nominations at 5:30 am his time is NOT one of them). If you’ve been following the race at all this year, you likely were as surprised as me by some of the inclusions and omissions in the larger races like Actor, Actress, Director, and Picture. But fret not, children, because I think many of our favorites like Boyhood, Birdman, and J.K. Simmons are all still quite safe. I have many thoughts on the nominations themselves and what it all means, but instead, let’s talk about the important stuff…and I don’t just mean the fact Oscar night means more dreamy Brits in beautiful suits (Hi Eddie and Benedict!).
Let’s talk about what YOU beautiful people need to see before the big show on February 22. Depending on your schedule and bank account (and frankly, stamina), here’s my handy-dandy viewing guide. Start with the First Tier and as you have time, see the films in each successive tier. BAM!
First Tier: THE ESSENTIALS
The Grand Budapest Hotel
These three films are the ones you’re hearing the most about right now and likely to be the ones picking up a lot of gold come Oscar night. Birdman is guaranteed a lot of wins in the technical categories (especially cinematography) and potentially Best Actor for Michael Keaton (plus solid supporting performances from nominees Edward Norton and Emma Stone). Boyhood is the front-runner for Best Picture and honestly, Best Director, and Patricia Arquette has won pretty much every single Best Supporting Actress award this season (plus a fine supporting performance from nominee Ethan Hawke). Grand Budapest Hotel came out in March but has really picked up steam thanks to the BAFTAs and Golden Globes. It has a good shot at Original Screenplay, Costumes, Production Design, and Hair/Makeup. It’s also just really fun and original.
Second Tier: TORTURED GENIUSES (+ the Essentials)
The Imitation Game
The Theory of Everything
These three films also picked up several nominations and in big categories. The Imitation Game is a very fine British drama with two great performances by Best Actor nominee Benedict Cumberbatch and Best Supporting Actress nominee Keira Knightley. I’d say it has a good shot at Score, Adapted Screenplay, and Production Design. The Theory of Everything’s best shot is certainly Best Actor for Eddie Redmayne, who has been splitting the award with Michael Keaton all season. Best Actor is the most unpredictable, competitive category this year. It also features a lovely performance by Best Actress nominee Felicity Jones and a beautiful score. Whiplash is one of my favorite films of 2014, and J.K. Simmons has won every single Best Supporting Actor award this season. He will, unless something crazy happens, win the Oscar. No question. I’d also say the film has a great shot at the Sound Mixing category as well.
Third Tier: THE LADIES (+ The Essentials + Tortured Geniuses)
While Julianne Moore is most likely going to take home Best Actress (FINALLY) for Still Alice, the ladies of Wild, Best Actress nominee Reese Witherspoon and Best Supporting Actress nominee Laura Dern, do some of their very best work. Ida is the front-runner at this point for Best Foreign Film and has been an art-house mainstay for its story about a young woman about to take her vows as a nun when she learns she is actually Jewish.
Fourth Tier: RULE-BREAKERS (+ The Essentials + Tortured Geniuses + The Ladies)
Unfortunately, Selma all but got shut out of the Academy Awards this year other than Picture and Original Song, but it’s well-made, and Ava DuVernay is going to be a major player now in the directing field. Citizenfour is definitely the documentary to beat at the Oscars especially given its subject matter: Edward Snowden. After strong showings and buzz at all the major festivals, Foxcatcher lost some steam but Best Director nominee Bennett Miller pulls great performances out of Best Actor nominee Steve Carrell and Best Supporting Actor nominee Mark Ruffalo. American Sniper is late to the awards race but has gotten a recent boost of support. It’s Bradley Cooper’s third consecutive Best Actor nomination, and many feel one of Clint Eastwood’s best films in recent years. I don’t think it will pick up a ton of awards, but you never know.
Fifth Tier: EXTRAS (+ The Essentials + Tortured Geniuses + The Ladies + Rule-Breakers)
How to Train Your Dragon 2
I’m actually a little disappointed Nightcrawler’s Jake Gyllenhaal didn’t pick up a Best Actor nomination this morning, but that race is so crowded with contenders, someone was going to get bumped. The film is weird and chilling, but Gyllenhaal is fantastic as is Rene Russo. Mr. Turner did very well at Cannes and picked up four nominations, but production or costume design seem like its best shots. How To Train Your Dragon 2 just won Best Animated Feature at the Globes, so I’d say it’s most likely the front-runner in that category. As for Interstellar, it’s visually stunning with a great score, so I’d look for it to be a real contender in those categories. And while Unbroken wasn’t quite the awards-magnet many hoped, its Oscar-nominated cinematographer, Roger Deakins, is beloved by the industry.
Has your brain exploded yet? If you’d rather watch the films with the most nominations, here’s the breakdown:
- 9 nominations – Birdman, The Grand Budapest Hotel
- 8 nominations – The Imitation Game
- 6 nominations – American Sniper, Boyhood
- 5 nominations – Foxcatcher, Interstellar, The Theory of Everything, Whiplash
- 4 nominations – Mr. Turner
- 3 nominations – Into the Woods, Unbroken
- 2 nominations – Guardians of the Galaxy, Ida, Inherent Vice, Selma, Wild
Remember to drink plenty of water to offset the salt intake from all the popcorn you’re about to chow down on and be sure to give your eyes a rest once in a while. Otherwise, good luck, godspeed, and see all of you on Oscar night!
Oh and I’ll be live-tweeting the awards, so be sure to follow me @emmylanepotter on Twitter!